Flatwoods Monster — Resident No. 002

From the misty hills of Braxton County to the front register of Fableroot Mercantile, Flatwoods Monster has arrived — and she will absolutely need to see your receipt.

She descended from the treeline on a quiet September evening in 1952 and has been running things ever since. Flatwoods manages the register, processes returns, maintains the patron list, and sends the town newsletter — all with an air of effortless authority that keeps the rest of the staff in line (even Mothman clocks in on time when she's watching). She is the most organized resident in Fableroot Hollow, and she would like you to know that the receipt policy is non-negotiable.

Each Flatwoods Monster figure is 3D-printed in small batches and features her iconic spade-shaped hood, glowing amber eyes, claw-tipped hands, and the deep forest-green silhouette that has haunted West Virginia folklore since 1952. She is the second official cryptid to join the Fableroot Mercantile collection, and she would have been first if the paperwork had been filed correctly.

Flatwoods Monster may be purchased on her own or paired with an optional custom-made collectible display box featuring original Fableroot Mercantile artwork.

Product Details

Resident No. 002 in the Fableroot Mercantile collection
-Small-batch 3D-printed collectible
-Original Fableroot Flatwoods Monster design
-Optional custom-made collectible display box
-Designed and made for cryptid collectors, folklore fans, and curious patrons
-Subtle layer lines and small variations may occur as part of the 3D-printing process
-Figure is approximately 4 inches tall

Keep your receipt. It may glow.